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Stuffed Crocodilettrpg fortunes <a href="https://gmkeros.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/fortune-fail.webp" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"></a> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_(Unix)" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><code>fortune</code></a> is one of those classic unix programs that are available on basically all unixoid systems. The only thing it does is “display a pseudorandom message from a database of quotations”, or as the man-page of fortune for debian says: “fortune – print a random, hopefully interesting, adage”. To be fair, the fortune part of the name comes from <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">fortune cookies</a>. So whatever is printed is not meant to be taken too seriously. You wouldn’t think this is a terribly interesting or even useful program, but people have found uses for it over the last few decades. It might just be used to provide a human element to an otherwise sterile work environment, but I also found it used at least once to provide a noticeable update to an otherwise static website (by printing adages about project management. So the updates were functionally useless, but the program did fulfill an important task). What the program does is this: it takes a file of adages, or sayings, or other small text snippets, and when called prints one of them. You can chose which file you want to take those from, you can choose the length you want your printed text to be, and a few other smaller options. It will determine one and output it. It’s one of those programs that breathes the unix philosophy that a program should do just one thing, but do it well. You might encounter it every time when you log on to a shell, where the admin has configured <code>fortune </code>to print a quote. Or some people have it in their signature for forums or emails. (sometimes connected with something like <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowsay" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><code>cowsay</code></a> which prints a bit of crude ascii art cow (or whatever) saying whatever fortune spit out. <pre><code> ________________________________________/ I could never be a druid, I just don’t \\ trust the trees. They’re too shady. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||</code></pre>There are a lot of different fortune files available, from the stock ones that are shipped with distributions, to other projects where you might, e.g. find <a href="https://www.splitbrain.org/projects/fortunes/discworld" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Discworld quotes</a>, or, I dunno, your favorite <a href="https://github.com/JKirchartz/fortunes/blob/master/chuckfacts" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Chuck Norris facts</a>.Anyway, I was futzing around with our <a href="https://gmkeros.wordpress.com/chat/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">IRC network</a> lately and while playing around with a bot that could use <code>fortune</code>, I realized that there was no actual file available for stuff about roleplaying (or wargaming, or boardgaming, or any gaming for that matter).So I decided to make one.Right now it’s only a small page on <a href="https://campaignwiki.org" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">campaignwiki.org</a>: <a href="https://campaignwiki.org/wiki/TTRPGFortuneFile/HomePage" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://campaignwiki.org/wiki/TTRPGFortuneFile/HomePage</a> but the idea is to soon enough move that to github and do it on there.If you want to add to the file: the page above is a wiki so you can just add what you want to add. (some people already did). I am looking for pithy sayings, jokes, DM advice, and everything else that might be interesting. Have a great quote about roleplaying games? Maybe even a more or less short story? Just add it on there. 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Nils WilckeLes bijoux Dati, suite. Le gouvernement réagit en deux temps après les révélations de Libé sur les trésors de la ministre de la culture. 1. La défense: "Elle doit régulariser si c’était vrai, affirme Sophie Primas. De 2. L'attaque contre la presse: "J’ai discuté avec elle. Aujourd’hui, ses avocats vont porter plainte, (ils) ont écrit à la HATVP", ajoute la porte-parole sur le plateau du Grand Jury. My ministre is rich...<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Politique" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Politique</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dati" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Dati</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Corruption" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Corruption</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bijoux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bijoux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gouvernement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Gouvernement</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bayrou" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bayrou</a>

Nils WilckeDati n'a pas déclaré à la HATVP sa fabuleuse collection de bijoux offerts par son amant Henri Proglio. La liste estimée à 500 000 euros donne le tournis: une montre Chopard (32 000 euros), des ballons bleus Cartier, le Serpenti Viper de Bulgari (28 900 euros), un bracelet Anita Ko (24 265 euros) etc. "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend", chantait Monroe... Pas sûr que la Justice entonne la même chanson <a href="https://www.liberation.fr/societe/police-justice/les-bijoux-caches-de-rachida-dati-revelations-sur-le-patrimoine-de-la-ministre-de-la-culture-20250409_CSZOOEG3AVFCJBERYAWHKY6F7M/?redirected=1" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.liberation.fr/societe/police-justice/les-bijoux-caches-de-rachida-dati-revelations-sur-le-patrimoine-de-la-ministre-de-la-culture-20250409_CSZOOEG3AVFCJBERYAWHKY6F7M/?redirected=1</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Politique" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Politique</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dati" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Dati</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bijoux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bijoux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HATVP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HATVP</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gouvernement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Gouvernement</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Macron" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Macron</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Fortune</a>

WIST Quotations<a href="https://wist.info/emerson-ralph-waldo/153/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">A quotation from Emerson</a><blockquote>Shallow men believe in luck, believe in circumstances — it was somebody’s name, or he happened to be there at the time, or it was so then, and another day would have been otherwise. Strong men believe in cause and effect.</blockquote>Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist, lecturer, poet Essay (1860), “Worship,” The Conduct of Life, ch. 6 Sourcing, notes: <a href="https://wist.info/emerson-ralph-waldo/153/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">wist.info/emerson-ralph-waldo/…</a><a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=quotation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#quotation</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=qotd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#qotd</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=emerson" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#emerson</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=badluck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badluck</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=causeandeffect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#causeandeffect</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=circumstance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#circumstance</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=coincidence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#coincidence</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=consequence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#consequence</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=excuse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#excuse</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=luck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#luck</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=strength" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#strength</a> <a href="https://my-place.social/search?tag=weakness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#weakness</a>

INBELLAFormer MSNBC President Rashida Jones on journalism’s role in American democracy <a href="https://channels.im/tags/FortuneMPW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FortuneMPW</a> <a href="https://www.inbella.com/990687/former-msnbc-president-rashida-jones-on-journalisms-role-in-american-democracy-fortunempw/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.inbella.com/990687/former-msnbc-president-rashida-jones-on-journalisms-role-in-american-democracy-fortunempw/</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/business" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#business</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/FemaleCelebrities" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FemaleCelebrities</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/finance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#finance</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/JournalismFranchise" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#JournalismFranchise</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/money" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#money</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#News</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/RashidaJones" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RashidaJones</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/WallStreet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WallStreet</a>

Cheryl Lindo JonesWhat a cool combination of analog and digital! <a href="https://internetsculptures.com/object/fortune-webstones" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://internetsculptures.com/object/fortune-webstones</a>(h/t: <a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/kristoffer/p/against-the-cozy-web" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://open.substack.com/pub/kristoffer/p/against-the-cozy-web</a>)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/web" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#web</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sculpture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sculpture</a>

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Da Linux Beardude's botGod is dead and I don't feel all too well either.... -- Ralph Moonen <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunecookie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunecookie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debiansid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debiansid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debianunstable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debianunstable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunes</a>

Da Linux Beardude's botWhatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunecookie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunecookie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debiansid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debiansid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debianunstable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debianunstable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunes</a>

Da Linux Beardude's botGod requireth not a uniformity of religion. -- Roger Williams <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunecookie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunecookie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debiansid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debiansid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debianunstable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debianunstable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunes</a>

Da Linux Beardude's botmastodon_bot_fortune_cookie.sh Knghtbrd is FAR too tempted to .sig this entire discussion... <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunecookie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunecookie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debiansid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debiansid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debianunstable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debianunstable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunes</a>

Da Linux Beardude's botThe truth you speak has no past and no future. It is, and that's all it needs to be. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunecookie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunecookie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debiansid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debiansid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debianunstable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debianunstable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunes</a>

Da Linux Beardude's botSan Francisco has always been my favorite booing city. I don't mean the people boo louder or longer, but there is a very special intimacy. When they boo you, you know they mean *you*. Music, that's what it is to me. One time in Kezar Stadium they gave me a standing boo. -- George Halas, professional football coach <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunecookie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunecookie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debiansid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debiansid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debianunstable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debianunstable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunes</a>

Da Linux Beardude's botDoubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. -- Voltaire <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunecookie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunecookie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debiansid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debiansid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debianunstable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debianunstable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunes</a>

Da Linux Beardude's botOperating-system software is the program that orchestrates all the basic functions of a computer. -- The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, September 15, 1987, page 40 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunecookie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunecookie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debiansid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debiansid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debianunstable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debianunstable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunes</a>

Da Linux Beardude's botAn Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunecookie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunecookie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debiansid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debiansid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debianunstable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debianunstable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunes</a>

Da Linux Beardude's botThis is your fortune. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunecookie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunecookie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debiansid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debiansid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/debianunstable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#debianunstable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortune" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortune</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fortunes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fortunes</a>

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