George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:</p><p>A tiny human (1?) looks up adoringly at a blue and white helium shark balloon that's been tied to her pram. Whenever the breeze makes Balloon Shark move, she shrieks in excitement, little hands waving in the air. What is this toothy majesty?!</p><p>A small human (5?) in a neon pink wheelchair is having a stealth fight with her brother (7?) while Mum's distracted. He pulls a face and she biffs him in the ribs, grinning wickedly. Big brother's now looking at his ice cream, and her hair... and then at his ice cream again. Is...is it worth it? </p><p>A terminally worried looking man (30s?) is inspecting a display of ferns, he asks a nearby shop assistant (50s?): "How would I kill one of these? I mean, I don't wanna. But I wanna know how. So I don't. Cos... I might?"</p><p>A pug is desperate to get through the door of a cafe. His human is busy talking to friends, but he is determined to pull her inside. His body straining at his lead, grunt-puffing, wheezing and groaning with the effort. His curly tail waggling furiously. There's bacon in there. He can SMELL it.</p><p>A tourist (50s?) is inspecting a mug with Jemaine Clement on it. He asks: "Who's this?"<br>A vendor says: "That's the business man. If you own that mug, it means you like business time."<br>He frowns: "Business man eh?"<br>"Yeah."<br>He buys the mug. He is now the business man who likes business time. </p><p>(Continued Below)</p>