Front Row at the The Ron White Roast
“Tater Salad & Regret: A Roast of Ron White”
Red Carpet Madness: Tuxedos, Tequila, and One Flaming Cowboy Hat
If Texas ever declares independence again, historians will trace it back to The Ron White Roast—a scorched-earth comedy ritual so bourbon-soaked it made the Salem witch trials look like brunch.