The Eggs from Outer Space: NASA Discovers Martian Arachnophobia, Earth Panics Anyway
Jezero Crater, Mars — Somewhere between the dusty desolation of Martian terrain and the smudged camera lens of NASA’s Perseverance rover, humanity found something to fear more than AI, TikTok, and airline peanuts combined: what appears to be a giant nest of spider eggs. Or maybe it's popcorn. Or rocks.