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**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · 5d

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

I often find odd holidays to be fruit for limerick inspiration. "National Cereal Day" is no exception:

Breakfast foods sit atop of the list
Of the things that we need to subsist.
So toast “Cereal Day.”
“Not bowled over,” you say?
I milk nonsense. That’s how I exist.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#CerealDay #NationalCerealDay #FoodFriday

**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · Mar 2

Mar 2

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

Non-Ode To "Truth Social" #Limerick
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2025/03/02/truth-social-limerick/

If you’re fond of political lies
And think Donald’s a “god,” oh so wise,
Then “Truth Social’s” your door
To Trump bullshit galore,
Filled with crap Donald’s moron base buys.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#vssdaily #Truth #LimerickSunday

**Markus Henn** @voks@social.tchncs.de · Mar 1 *

Mar 1 *

Markus Henn @voks@social.tchncs.de

When you think it can't get worse,
Trump comes with another curse.

#USA #DonaldTrump #Zelensky

**eigentlich** @eigentlich@mastodon.social · Feb 27

Feb 27

eigentlich @eigentlich@mastodon.social

wer es war – unklar #rhyme

**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · Feb 24

Feb 24

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

Mislaid Humor (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/02/24/mislaid-humor-limerick/

When comedians freak out and fold
Cuz their jokes left an audience cold,
It is said that they’ve laid
An egg. I’m afraid
That their jokes (and those eggs) can’t be sold.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Egg #Comedians

**YAYAFA** @yayafa@jforo.com · Feb 19

Feb 19

YAYAFA @yayafa@jforo.com

【まおりゅう】魔国武勇祭魔将人形ボスバトル1 攻略③ Sランク新ガチャPUキャラなし編成転生したらスライムだった件魔王と竜の建国譚 https://www.yayafa.com/2192682/ #Game #gaming #RHYME #ゲーム #ゲーム攻略 #ゲーム攻略動画ライム #まおりゅう #まおりゅうガチャ #まおりゅうみっつばールミナス #まおりゅうライム #まおりゅう武勇祭 #まおりゅう武勇祭ベレッタ #まおりゅう武勇祭ボス #まおりゅう武勇祭ボスバトル2 #まおりゅう武勇祭魔将人形ボスバトル1 #まおりゅう魔国武勇祭 #まおりゅう魔国武勇祭魔将人形 #ライム #転生したらスライムだった件魔王と竜の建国譚

**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · Feb 18

Feb 18

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

Happy National Battery Day!

A dim-witted driver named Ed
Often finds that his battery’s dead.
He’s forgetful most nights
And he leaves on the lights.
That’s why Edward is no longer wed.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme

**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · Feb 17

Feb 17

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

"Perfume Day" gives me a great excuse to post this limerick:

A young bride, who’d worn too much perfume,
Made folks fume in the small chapel room.
The essence was floral.
Its strength caused a quarrel.
And that’s how the bride lost her groom.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#Limericks #Rhyme #Humor

**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · Feb 15

Feb 15

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

A #Limerick for World #Hippo Day

When I look at a hippo I wonder:
What’s the size of its herbivore plunder?
At three point five tons,
It clearly outguns
Any crops as it tears them asunder.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#Limericks #Rhyme #Humor

**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · Feb 12

Feb 12

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

Where's "The Funny?" (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/02/12/wheres-the-funny-limerick/

How I love to write lim’ricks amusing!
But with news so depressing and bruising,
I’m confined to a tonic
Of verse that’s sardonic.
Blame my Muse! (She’s morose, so she’s snoozing.)

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme

**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · Feb 10

Feb 10

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

Today's "National Umbrella Day," which gives me an excellent excuse to post my Limerick Ode To An Absent-Minded Husband:
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2008/05/05/ode-to-an-absent-minded-husband/

Your umbrella can not have gone far.
Can’t believe how forgetful you are!
If we still had each cent
On umbrellas you’ve spent,
We’d have money to buy a new car.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#UmbrellaDay #Humor #Humour

**TKHUNT** @tkhunt@jpmstdn.com · Feb 9

Feb 9

TKHUNT @tkhunt@jpmstdn.com

https://www.tkhunt.com/1771809/ 【FF7EC】ダンジョンランキング伍番街攻略④ スコア5393940 ユフィ1人、6凸イーグルハンター、ミッシングリンクなし編成【エバクラ】ファイナルファンタジー 7 エバークライシス #FF7EC #FF7ECFF7Rコラボ #FF7ECFF7リバース #FF7ECガチャ #FF7ECダンジョンランキング #FF7ECダンジョンランキング伍番街 #FF7ECダンラン伍番街 #FF7ECミッシングスコア #FF7ECユフィイーグルハンター #FF7ECライム #FF7EC最強 #FF7EC最強武器 #FF7EC限定ガチャ #game #Gaming #RHYME #ゲーム攻略 #ゲーム攻略動画ライム #ライム #ライムゲーム攻略動画

**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · Feb 8

Feb 8

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

If the Super Bowl’s boring or worse,
There’s no need to complain or to curse.
Let your rhyme juices flow
While you’re watching the show;
Write a lim’rick – take solace in verse.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#SuperBowl #Game #Sports

**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · Feb 7

Feb 7

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

Happy Birthday, Charles Dickens! (February 7, 1812 – June 9, 1870) And happy Charles Dickens Day!
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2013/02/07/charles-dickens-birthday-humor/

What day is today? The plot thickens:
It’s the birthday of author Charles Dickens,
Whose serial fiction
(For some an addiction)
Never suffered from slim verbal pickin’s.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#Dickens #CharlesDickens #Authors

**Dreading Slam** @Dreading@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 7

Feb 7

Dreading Slam @Dreading@mastodonapp.uk

This weekend as well as #bards in a Bar on Sat (13:00) at Siren RG1 in Friar Street #RdgUK. Theme to #rhyme or not to rhyme
there are also 2 #openmics with a strong #spokenword tradition
Friday at Tutu Ethiopian Tables & Sun Evening at Rising sun #arts center
#poetry #community #Berkshire

**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · Feb 5

Feb 5

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

GOP Cowards (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2025/02/05/gop-cowards-limerick/

Washington Post Headline: “Republican skeptics cave on Trump’s most controversial Cabinet picks”

The Republican Sens. are compliant;
Against Donald they’re rarely defiant,
Which means bad nominees
Are approved with great ease…
Although each one’s the inverse of giant.

© Madeleine Begun Kane MadKane.com

#Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme

**Dreading Slam** @Dreading@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 5

Feb 5

Dreading Slam @Dreading@mastodonapp.uk

Sat Feb 2nd we shall meet in @SirenRG1 on Friar st #RdgUK to discuss #poetry over food & drink
This month’s theme is
To #rhyme of not to Rhyme
should we do it all the time
or would we get a thanks
if our rhymes were blanks
#Poetsofmastodon #amwriting #writter

**James Atkinson** @jamesatkinson81@mastodon.world · Feb 5

Feb 5

James Atkinson @jamesatkinson81@mastodon.world

The Haberdashery of Silly Rhymes: The past is full of knots https://haberdasheryofsillyrhymes.blogspot.com/2025/02/the-past-is-full-of-knots.html?spref=tw #poem #knot #knots #past #thepastisfullofknots #rhyme #sillyrhyme

haberdasheryofsillyrhymes.blogspot.comThe past is full of knotsThe past is full of knots That can never be undone. For we have cast our lots, Each turn we've had is done. But why upset the past When it h...

**𝐍𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐈 ️** @racunbrigittans@mastodon.social · Feb 5

Feb 5

𝐍𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐈 ️ @racunbrigittans@mastodon.social

Awali hari dengan memberikan validasi dan puja puji kepada sang ratu breaking nusantara entipik tahun 2024 yang terbiasa bolak balik Jogja Jakarta untuk menuntaskan disertasi~ #comingsoon #realsoon #nextlevelchef #rockentertainment #rhyme

**Playing Games** @pg@jforo.com · Feb 5

Feb 5

Playing Games @pg@jforo.com

【FFRK】初心者講座外伝ギガスコロシアム攻略方法、パーティー編成の作り方、考え方、バトルの立ち回り、バフデバフキャラも解説！ FFレコードキーパー https://www.playing-games.com/512882/ #FFRK #FFRKガチャ #FFRKギガコロ #FFRKギガスコロシアム #FFRKギガスコロシアム初心者 #FFRKギガスコロシアム攻略 #FFRKライム #FFRK初心者 #FFRK初心者講座 #FFRK最強 #FFレコードキーパー #games #gaming #GamingNews #Rhyme #ゲーム #ゲーム攻略 #ゲーム攻略動画ライム #ゲーム最新情報 #ライム

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