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Not to exceed 10 doses in 24 hours.
Discontinue dating if rash or itching occurs.
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Warning: May cause sleepless nights, late arrivals, indecision, parasites, mood swings, depression, and in rare circumstances, death.
Will result in release of oxytocin. Effect not permanent.
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